You can check out the story of the LEGO invasion above. But I swear, if I see one of these giant dudes anywhere near me, I’m yanking his head off immediately.
The fact that this has happened 3 times now, and that the LEGO company is denying involvement (in all 3 cases) is frightening. Somewhere a mad scientist is creating these giants for some sort of diabolical scheme. My guess is to build a life-size LEGO Death Star. That’s what I’d do, at least.
Anyway, it might be time to build a LEGO bunker and stock it with canned goods. These giant dudes mean business, I’m sure, and they are resourceful and industrious. Have you seen some of these LEGO playsets these days? Anyone who can build one of those is surely to be taken seriously. I’m outfitting my bunker with a giant stash of those tiny LEGO guns. Better safe than sorry.