I’m On A Boat!

Every once in a while I need a laugh… if only to keep me from telling some of the people I work with what I really think about them…

Today’s laugh comes from “The Lonely Island” (Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone). I could’ve gone with “Dick In A Box,” but that would be too easy. I almost posted “Jizz In My Pants,” but no one seems to find that as funny as me…

Enjoy.

Thank You, YouTube!

Mariah Carey is pregnant, so seeing her fall down isn’t nearly as funny as I would like it to be…

Nonetheless, here is a video of Mariah Carey falling down while performing. Notice how she basically stops performing and has an assistant (or 3, or 4) bring her water and take off her shoes while the rest of her band continues to perform like nothing happened…

Why is she wearing, like, 9-inch heels anyway? Isn’t there something in some baby book somewhere that says to not wear heels while you are pregnant and performing such hit songs as “Emotions,” “Make It Happen” and, um… “Candy Bling?”

There should definitely be a baby book that makes reference to “Candy Bling” somewhere…