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Mariah Carey is pregnant, so seeing her fall down isn’t nearly as funny as I would like it to be…

Nonetheless, here is a video of Mariah Carey falling down while performing. Notice how she basically stops performing and has an assistant (or 3, or 4) bring her water and take off her shoes while the rest of her band continues to perform like nothing happened…

Why is she wearing, like, 9-inch heels anyway? Isn’t there something in some baby book somewhere that says to not wear heels while you are pregnant and performing such hit songs as “Emotions,” “Make It Happen” and, um… “Candy Bling?”

There should definitely be a baby book that makes reference to “Candy Bling” somewhere…

I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. At first, I thought this was a serious documentary piece about wood spiders… it is not.

Thanks Corey for sharing this with me so I could share it with everybody else.

I, for one, am not an Ohio State fan in any way, shape or form. I can’t really stand Ohio State, to be perfectly honest. So I was thrilled to find this image online today:

This picture tells quite a misleading story, as OSU curb-stomped Ohio 43-7 shortly after this incident occurred. What you are looking at is a picture of Ohio’s Bobcat mascot tackling and punching (for the second time in about 45 seconds) Brutus Buckeye, the Ohio State mascot, in the endzone of OSU’s own stadium. Notice that the OSU players are praying in the background! If that wasn’t disturbing enough, the Bobcat, aka 19-year old Brandon Hanning, actually planned this attack out long before it happened! He admitted that he tried out to be Ohio’s mascot solely as a means of pulling off this stunt! Hanning, who is now banned form all Ohio University athletic events, doesn’t even go to Ohio University!

Don’t you wish you could see this whole messy incident? I sure do. Oh, wait…